The Definition of Warranties

I remember quite vividly one day speaking to my cardiologist about various aches and pains, to which he quickly responded "Your warranties begin to expire after 50". Hmm, warranties? That one raises some interesting questions, some of which are why didn't my parents inform me of this, and why don't I have my own copies of these? Does this mean that any medical problem prior to 50 is covered by these so called warranties. Hey, we may be onto something here. In order to make these work in our favor, we have to change their validity to after 50. After all, that's the period in our lifetime when we will most likely need their coverage the most. Now I understand why they refer to 50 and above as the Golden Years, it's because the medical profession takes all our gold!